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		<title>First 3-Dimensional Newsgroup Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a historic move, and one that will go down in the history books along with the great achievements of the best minds of our time, &#8220;unboundprometheus&#8221; has accomplished the seemingly impossible-a 3-dimensional post.
Since its inception in 1979, newsgroups, and of late Google Groups, have been limited to simple ASCII, or text. Paul Baran told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stabbers Angered by New Stab-Proof Knives!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
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It seems Mark Bradwin a kitchen supervisor with Webbles Burger in Minnesota has finally had enough.  The 26 year old Kentucky native has been stabbed twice by unruly cooks that could not take his aggressive form of criticism.  Mr. Bradwin admits that he can be a little tough on his staff and regularly uses the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police Arrest Man: &#8220;You Mean These Cars Belong to Someone?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/22/police-arrest-man-you-mean-these-cars-belong-to-someone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 19:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police arrested a 29-year-old man on car theft charges at a church in Norwich, CT on Sunday, the same church Police Capt. Timothy Menard attends regularly. Menard told the Norwich Bulletin that it seemed like every time the suspect needed gas, he stole a new car.
&#8220;You mean these cars belong to someone?&#8221; a visibly confused [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Old Faithful Apparently Doesn&#8217;t Run On Urine</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/19/old-faithful-apparently-doesnt-run-on-urine/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 00:37:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ever since 2006, employees of the Old Faithful Inn have supplied Old Faithful with urine. Without the urine, the employees were told by geologists from the University of Wyoming, the geyser won&#8217;t erupt every 65 to 92 minutes. Without the geyser, there would be no tourists; Without tourists, they would lose their jobs. The joke [...]]]></description>
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