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		<title>Umpire Crushed Like An Ant? Anti-Crush Protection!</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/07/02/umpire-crushed-like-an-ant-anti-crush-protection/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Petronius</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
 An umpire has emptied the stands at a high school baseball game, ejecting the entire crowd of more than 100 fans for being unruly.
Umpire Don Briggs said he had no problem with any of the student athletes during Thursday’s game between Winfield-Mount Union and West Burlington.
He said he had to take action because fans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I had that when I got here&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/06/15/i-had-that-when-i-got-here/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thackeray</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 20-year-old man was locked up once again after being charged with stealing his prisoner T-shirt from a previous stint at the Fresno County Jail.]]></description>
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		<title>That Thing was a Shock Collar?</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/06/14/that-thing-was-a-shock-collar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 02:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Petronius</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fablieaux.com/?p=113</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A father was accused of using a dog shock collar on his four children. Salem, Oregon Police Lt. Dave Okasa said the 41-year-old man was jailed Tuesday on charges of criminal mistreatment. He said the father acknowledged putting the electronic dog collar on his four children and shocking all of them at least once each [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Police Arrest Man: &#8220;You Mean These Cars Belong to Someone?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/22/police-arrest-man-you-mean-these-cars-belong-to-someone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 19:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police arrested a 29-year-old man on car theft charges at a church in Norwich, CT on Sunday, the same church Police Capt. Timothy Menard attends regularly. Menard told the Norwich Bulletin that it seemed like every time the suspect needed gas, he stole a new car.
&#8220;You mean these cars belong to someone?&#8221; a visibly confused [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hitler Not Beheaded</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/20/hitler-not-beheaded/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 16:00:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A German court fined an unemployed man 900 euros ($1,227) Tuesday for knocking the head off a waxwork figure of Adolf Hitler in a Berlin museum.
Minutes after the Madame Tussauds museum opened in the German capital in July, the 42-year-old pushed past security staff and ripped off its head. The man, an ex-policeman, said he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Titanic Stars Thankful Only One Survivor</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/19/titanic-stars-thankful-only-one-survivor/</link>
		<comments>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/19/titanic-stars-thankful-only-one-survivor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 23:55:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thackeray</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fablieaux.com/?p=68</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Titanic&#8221; stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet and the film&#8217;s director James Cameron have responded to a challenge and donated $30,000 to support the last survivor of the Titanic in her last years, a representative for DiCaprio said Monday.
&#8220;We&#8217;re extremely thankful that there is only one survivor left.&#8221; DiCaprio&#8217;s spokesperson Diane Truseau commented, &#8220;Could you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>911 Call: &#8220;I Got a Bad Drug Deal&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/18/911-call-i-got-a-bad-drug-deal/</link>
		<comments>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/18/911-call-i-got-a-bad-drug-deal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 00:50:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://fablieaux.com/?p=49</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Daytone Beach, Florida authorities said two men called 911 after they were robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy 20 pounds of marijuana.
The Volusia County Sheriff&#8217;s Office reported that the men went to a home Monday with $12,000 to buy the drugs. Two men at the home jumped them, took their money and drove off. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inmates&#8217; Pedophile Conjugal Visits Suspended</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/17/inmates-pedophile-conjugal-visits-suspended/</link>
		<comments>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/17/inmates-pedophile-conjugal-visits-suspended/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 00:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Rikers Island inmate has been diagnosed with the swine flu after &#8220;familial&#8217; visits from elementary school students on &#8220;Scared Straight&#8221; field trips. The Department of Correction said that the flu had not spread to the entire 13,200 population, and felt that suspending conjugal visits was the best reaction in the short term.
Manuel Juarez, the [...]]]></description>
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