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		<title>Umpire Crushed Like An Ant? Anti-Crush Protection!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jul 2009 23:52:28 +0000</pubDate>
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 An umpire has emptied the stands at a high school baseball game, ejecting the entire crowd of more than 100 fans for being unruly.
Umpire Don Briggs said he had no problem with any of the student athletes during Thursday’s game between Winfield-Mount Union and West Burlington.
He said he had to take action because fans [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;I had that when I got here&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jun 2009 16:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 20-year-old man was locked up once again after being charged with stealing his prisoner T-shirt from a previous stint at the Fresno County Jail.]]></description>
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		<title>Police Arrest Man: &#8220;You Mean These Cars Belong to Someone?&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/22/police-arrest-man-you-mean-these-cars-belong-to-someone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 19:45:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police arrested a 29-year-old man on car theft charges at a church in Norwich, CT on Sunday, the same church Police Capt. Timothy Menard attends regularly. Menard told the Norwich Bulletin that it seemed like every time the suspect needed gas, he stole a new car.
&#8220;You mean these cars belong to someone?&#8221; a visibly confused [...]]]></description>
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