The Fablieaux

Carrie Prejean, Miss California, was shocked Monday to find out that a Springfield, Ma. hospital worker created a piece of toast that was not an image of the Virgin Mary-it was her image. The hospital, a Catholic institution, was expected to produce any manner of food-based images in line with the deities they have spent years worshiping. The actual toaster is shown on the left.

“The toast is worthy of veneration, and will certainly be validated as a miracle by both the NE US Cardinal and the Pope in the next few weeks, but it is a bitter disappointment.”, claimed a sullen Rev. Harold Wainright, janitorial manager at St. Frederick of the Perpetually Stricken Memorial Catholic Hospital in Springfield.

“We never dreamt that our salvation, financially and spiritually, would come in the form of a Miss America pageant contestant. It is a cross we must bear, and somehow avenge in our prayers to the Virgin Mary, who seems to have played a prank on us this time.”

Rev. Wainright concluded with “At least she hates the Gays, and sees them as heathen vermin. It is a small solice, but we’ll take it.”

When shown the toast, Carrie commented “I don’t get it, but thats how I was raised.”