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		<title>First 3-Dimensional Newsgroup Post</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a historic move, and one that will go down in the history books along with the great achievements of the best minds of our time, &#8220;unboundprometheus&#8221; has accomplished the seemingly impossible-a 3-dimensional post.
Since its inception in 1979, newsgroups, and of late Google Groups, have been limited to simple ASCII, or text. Paul Baran told [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stabbers Angered by New Stab-Proof Knives!</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/07/02/stabbers-angered-by-new-stab-proof-knives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:27:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
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It seems Mark Bradwin a kitchen supervisor with Webbles Burger in Minnesota has finally had enough.  The 26 year old Kentucky native has been stabbed twice by unruly cooks that could not take his aggressive form of criticism.  Mr. Bradwin admits that he can be a little tough on his staff and regularly uses the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Man’s Head Boiled with the Best of Intentions</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
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If you’ve ever doubted that mental illness can be passed from parent to child, a woman in China’s Sichuan province just proved you wrong.
Who knows where Lin Zongxiu’s information came from, but someone, somewhere had informed her that soup made from a man’s head was a remedy for psychiatric problems.
Not only did Ms. Lin believe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bodybuilders Flee Drug Testers; Event Canceled</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/18/bodybuilders-flee-drug-testers-event-canceled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2009 01:02:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Gaius</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Belgian bodybuilding championship has been canceled after doping officials showed up and all the competitors fled.
A doping official says bodybuilders just grabbed their gear and ran off when he came into the room.

&#8220;I have never seen anything like it and hope never to see anything like it again,&#8221; doping official Hans Cooman said Monday.
Twenty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Inmates&#8217; Pedophile Conjugal Visits Suspended</title>
		<link>http://fablieaux.com/2009/05/17/inmates-pedophile-conjugal-visits-suspended/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 00:15:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Horace</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Rikers Island inmate has been diagnosed with the swine flu after &#8220;familial&#8217; visits from elementary school students on &#8220;Scared Straight&#8221; field trips. The Department of Correction said that the flu had not spread to the entire 13,200 population, and felt that suspending conjugal visits was the best reaction in the short term.
Manuel Juarez, the [...]]]></description>
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